This is an ex-event!

But GKE Classic 2015 is coming soon!  Find out more here!

Event Dates: November 6-8, 2015

The Radisson of Piscataway
21 Kingsbridge Road
Piscataway, NJ 08854

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Thank you so much, from the bottom of our geeky, kinky hearts for coming and making this year’s GKE so awesome! We appreciate you so much that we decided to reward you with a survey so you can help us make things even better for you!

Try our other events!

All tickets to The Geeky Kink Event 2014 are SOLD OUT.  There are no further ticket sales, online or at the door…BUT!

If you’d like more fun from the people who brought you this show, check out THE STEAMPUNK WORLD’S FAIR, one of the friendliest geeky events out there! Whether you’re completely new to Steampunk, or an experienced veteran, this show welcomes you, regardless of what you wear or what you know or whatever background you may have.  Check us out! spwf ticket announcement 2015 Stop by and/or to discover all manner of joys ahead!

Schedule! Map! Rules!

Hey, everyone!

Here’re a quick bunch of helpful info and links to prepare you for the weekend!

Like a schedule!

And the mobile version @

You can also brush up on our rules before you come to the event!

Oooo! And a MAP!





Registration ending soon!!!


Registration for the event ENDS on October 31st at 11:59pm! That’s only TWO WEEKS AWAY!

After that, you will no longer be able to register for the event or any of the tantalizing catered events and you’ll miss out on all the amazing, geeky, kinky, wonderful things we’ve planned….just for YOU!

What are you waiting for? Go, go, go!!!

Behold, the Schedule!


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This year’s schedule is packed to the gills! And while there are a few more things in the works, we wanted to release everything that’s been confirmed so far so you can start planning all your madcap geeky merriment!

NOTE: The version will be up shortly and you’ll be able to sync to your calendars and do all kinds of nifty things with that!

View the schedule by clicking here!

Houston, we have Pervs galore!


Announcing our Perv of Honor: Laura Antoniou!


And our Perv of Awesome: TheFerrett!


And our Perv Laureate: Cecilia Tan!

Check out our Workshops page for more details!

Nom upon tasty, geeky things!

Welcome to The Geeky Kink Event! If you’re new ’round these parts, you can find out more about us over on our About Us page.

This year we have two delectable offerings for you to nom upon! Feast your peepers on these and memberships are on sale now on our registration page!

Eating Candy Off Of Naked People: $21 per person

“I have one metric fuckton of candy.” ― Brent Black​

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You may’ve heard of eating sushi off a volunteer human table. It’s often in very formal settings, sometimes as part of rather fancy events. And while we love sushi, we also REALLY love candy… (do you see where we’re going with this…?) That’s right! We get to choose what we eat off of other folks and we chose candy again! It was a great hit (pun intended) last year and it’s affordable, fun, and fits the playful nature of our event rather perfectly. And…y’know…WE JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE TO EAT A LOT OF CANDY. Given that we’re adults, we can do just that; come join us!

Brainy Build-Your-Own Buffet- (w/ a Side of Burlesque!): $45 per person

“I like food. I like eating. And I don’t want to deprive myself of good food.”
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

Build Your Own Buffet – We’re special ordering gourmet burgers (beef, veggie, and turkey), hot dogs, mashed pototatoes, and burgers, and we’re going to serve them with a MASSIVE fixin’s bar, full of tons of delicious things to pour atop your meal.  The permutations are endless!  (Okay, not literally endless, but Jeff Mach is really bad at math, so he can’t actually tell you how many permutations there’ll be.  “Lots,” he says.)

The most famed and beloved acts by this famed and beloved burlesque troupe – The Ink & Paint Club Burlesque! See performances and acts not seen anywhere else at the event and nom upon food how YOU want it. Start with the basics of juicy burgers (beef and veggie), tacos, hot dogs, and mashed potatoes and add all kinds of things from our MASSIVE fixin’s buffet. Oh, the cheese! Oh, the bacon! Oh, the…everything! Oh, the delicious! Soft drinks also provided to wash down your delightful creations. There will also be special brainy guests in addition to the dinner burlesque show!

Memberships Are Now Available!

crowley-and-aziraphale - by Sarah Linde

This is “Crowley and Aziraphale”, by Sarah Linde, based on characters in “Good Omens” by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Presumably, both of them are hanging out and relaxing while they wait for GKE to come around.


Memberships to the world’s greatest geeky kink event are NOW available!  Remember, this event DOES sell out and DOES hit its attendance cap–NO memberships will be sold at the door.

Memberships are on our famous sliding scale of $50 or $70 – pay what YOU fell you can afford!  We trust you.

You can get memberships right on our memberships page!

To stay at our hotel, The Radisson of Piscataway, just be sure to call them (don’t use their website) at 732-980-0400, and DO tell them it’s for “GKE” or “The Geeky Kink Event” – if you don’t mention the event, they’ll tell you the hotel is sold out!

New shibari book by last year’s Nerdvert of Honor – Help!

Lee Harrington, Nerdvert of Honor for GKE Classic 2013, has a new shibari book and needs your help to fund it! More Shibari You Can Use: Passionate Rope Bondage and Intimate Connection features gorgeous full color photos by friend of GKE, RiggerJay!

Real people of various sizes, genders, orientations, and relationship styles (like poly!) are all represented in the book. There are also some nerdy pics (including Lee tying up a chair) and people untying each other and having fun.

Take a look at the indiegogo link here, which ends 2/10/2014:

GKE: New England bonus!

When you contribute at or higher than the $25 level, and the the fundraiser goes above the 40k mark, you’ll get a 10% off membership code to GKE: New England.

In Lee’s own words:
“I really want to get this book out into the world because we need books not just about the “how-to” of bondage (which the book has a lot of), but the *why* of bondage. Readers will get a chance to connect more with their partners through a variety of exercises that explore touch, sensual dominance and submission, intimacy and trust. The book also brings some more intermediate techniques for those ready for a challenge, broken down into clear picture-by-picture directions for new and experienced riggers alike (ranging from Texas handcuffs up to head cages and reverse box ties).

I’m also a fan, like yourself, of sexy models of all sizes, ages, genders and ethnic backgrounds. By breaking the mold away from a world that says only a small demographic of individuals can have a sexually adventurous life, the clear step-by-step material in “More Shibari” will be bringing easy opportunities for fun and artistic play to a broader audience. Which is about bloody time, right?”